{"product_id":"9781785039782","title":"How to Be a Footballer","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - Sunday Times\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e**A Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year**\n\u003cbr\u003e**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**\n\u003cbr\u003e**Longlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ebury Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45558101770319,"sku":"00000_00000_00000_00000","price":875.0,"currency_code":"TWD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/kinokuniya.com.tw\/ja\/products\/9781785039782","provider":"Books Kinokuniya Taiwan","version":"1.0","type":"link"}